As with most Advertising agencies, coffee runs freely here at Laughing Samurai. For drip coffee, there isn’t anything better than Stardust in the mornings, but sometimes in the afternoons we take a run up to Starbucks to refuel our creativity fuel tanks. Despite the trouble they have had in the past few years, the brand that they have developed is truly a part of American culture. A big part of the experience, for people that go there frequently, is using the language of Starbucks to order their drinks. This language has helped them essentially brand the experience of ordering coffee — something that used to cost pennies is now over two dollars.

So we got to thinking, what is the most obnoxious thing you could order using the secret language of Starbucks:

Grande decaf iced triple shot 6 pump vanilla non fat one splenda caramel macchiato.

Maybe we should have a “Order the most annoying thing at Starbucks day?”